I don't speak french

Bonjour all, first to everybody that reads spooky and are pissed off . I must apologize for my lack of french. Blame it on my mama for when i was young and not yet an adolescent i had an accident with  her egg beater. You see i thought that maybe it would be a good idea to see if i could fit it into my ear. Well it did fit but i'm afraid i failed to switch it off at the power and it scrambled my brains.

 I know someone is complaining about the spook but i'm not some bad person. I'm tucked up way down here in auz land. With the koalas and kangas. I don't come from the Francial continent, but have been lucky enough to visit the country a few years ago and found myself feeling as if i came home.  I like the way you guard and are proud of the developing culture and art. The ways of the theater and history. The way you put up with those that come to shit in your parks and piss in your alleys. 40 million a year i hear come in the name of the visitor.   French men and women aren't whingers and are kind enough to share their treasures to all those that come with either good or bad intentions.

I travel a lot each year, mostly remote travel for i shun the company. I don't eat much only a lot of vegetables and sweets. My religion is undefined and don't like to make the big statement. I'm sane and human but count my dog as my best friend. I'm not always telling the truth except sometimes. Paradoxically sometimes is a contradiction in itself.

Complain those that will to the web host and come what may. I'm not unlike any of you there, gay, straight in between. Each day i eat, go the the toilet , work and sleep, but not before cleaning my teeth.